i think my tv is drunk
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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