hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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