Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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