I CAN MOONWALK!
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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