Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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