I want to walk on stilts...naked
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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