We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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