no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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