Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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