You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Bring me that man meat
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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