her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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