Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
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