i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
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