found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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