i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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