i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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