For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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