took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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