Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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