why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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