you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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