ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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