Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I didn't shave. On purpose
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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