Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Your penis caused this!
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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