# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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