Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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