she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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