ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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