Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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