Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
there is puke in my bra ... again
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