So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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