Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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