She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
the condom got lost in my hair
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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