it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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