Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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