How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I'm way too hungover for life right now
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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