Ambien. No doubt about it.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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