I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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