Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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