No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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