Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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