I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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