Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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