I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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