I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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