Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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