My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Randomize
