great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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