Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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