THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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