do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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