buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
You are the jesus of drinking
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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