I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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