like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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