Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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