I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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